Let’s Screw the Injuns Over (Again)
At Bemidji (translated originally as ‘where the river meets the Lake’ ) we took the compulsory Paul Bunyan photo together with his trusty Ox, Bluey. Paul was a fictional marketing character as it happens but never let the facts get in the way of a good story accompanied by a 30 foot effigy seems to be the motto around these parts. 
And then, on the other side of the road, we saw d’Injun. Hidden behind a tree, nazi saluting and after wetting himself and everything. One final insult to the Oijimbwi tribe. Eoin was so angry he beat Mike to a pulp using a pet chipmunk cuddly toy he had taken from a young child 30 minutes ago. “What did these people ever do to us white folk” he sobbed before finishing Mike off by stuffing an Eggplant....you know the rest.....Do you see the Chief?
And then, on the other side of the road, we saw d’Injun. Hidden behind a tree, nazi saluting and after wetting himself and everything. One final insult to the Oijimbwi tribe. Eoin was so angry he beat Mike to a pulp using a pet chipmunk cuddly toy he had taken from a young child 30 minutes ago. “What did these people ever do to us white folk” he sobbed before finishing Mike off by stuffing an Eggplant....you know the rest.....Do you see the Chief?
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